Canine Mindfulness

If I were a canine only,

I could live by olfactory

And smell my way to mindfulness.

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I could sniff any crotch I like,

And bite anyone’s ass in spite.

I could slobber all over your beautiful face

And dry hump anyone in your private little space.

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I could lick my privates in public,

then thrash your pretty toes

and go out and urinate, even in a school zone.

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I can bark when I like,

Without disturbing the peace,

And you would always take me for walks,

Never being too busy for me.

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I can devour that sweet pussy,

Cat, but no blame in that

Because old dogs will always be just like that.

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So, if I were a canine,

I could live the American Dream

Without making a damn thing,

 And no matter what shape or color,

I would never be called a “stupid motherfucker.”

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I can caress drunken homophobic balls,

And only you would be accused

 Of having gay sex with a dog.

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It would be no matter to me

Because we love dogs unconditionally,

So when I imagine a pretty girl holding me,

Even when I bite,

I’m in the mood for canine mindfulness;

Just wanting something impulsively nice.

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written by Earl Yarington @2019, all rights reserved. Also published under pen name yogiortner.