Here is one of my weekly columns at the Baltimore Post-Examiner. It helps parents deal with kids and positive sex education.
It occurred to me in my mid-forties that I would soon have to make that fateful decision. Who would I allow to give me a prostate examination? For a dude, it’s kind of like a pap smear in reverse. I thought I would ask my friend for help with this dilemma. “Joe,” I said, “I […]
I thought he’d come for me, uh huh, Come fast you see But Ebola too slow, and that may be good, uh huh No Ebola No blast of vomit kissing my virgin eyeball, oh yuk No lost chunks on my door knob tempting sticky fingers, you see and flickering tongues, uh nah, It’s the wrong […]
I was walking Out for the first time Since then Since, I don’t know when Feeling naked Hearing “cho mo”* Over and Over again. In there Out here Exposed; There’s a list You Looking? Them exposed I looking I clicking Walking quickly Rapid breathing Hear it? It’s “cho mo” Or is it “no more” Who […]
If I were a canine only, I could live by olfactory And smell my way to mindfulness. I could sniff any crotch I like, And bite anyone’s ass in spite. I could slobber all over your beautiful face And dry hump anyone in your private little space. I could lick my privates in public, then […]